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WOMEN SEEKING MEN

DON'T WANNA WAIT IN VAIN
Puppet on a string. Don't talk to me as if I'm dumb (I'm not). I need to know when you're gonna come (sooner than later?) Summer is near. Show me you want me. VM #8361

PLAYFUL, PETITE pixie seeks NS intelligent communicative playmate 42-52 for hiking, biking, backpacking, skiing, spiritual encounters, cooking, dancing, quiet evenings, romance, growing together, soulmate? LTR? VM #8352

SEEKING MY BEST FRIEND
DWF, 51, 5'3". Likes movies, dining out, TV, hanging, touching, dancing, computers, hot-tub, people. Not sports-minded. Seek stable, honest, funny, open-minded, considerate, communicative D/SWM, 41-59, under 200 lbs. VM #8351

READY TO HAVE FUN
Career, great. Children, grown. Marriage, over. Looking for healthy, mature playmate. VM #8349

GET BACK IN THE GAME
Looking to stir it up this summer. If you're not too old, but not too young, for a good time of dance, outdoor adventures, good conversation & romance, call me. VM #8348

ARE YOU up to par? Do you like the coast? New adventures, get along well with others? Let's call each other first. Take it from there. What do you say? VM #8343

IN YOUR FACE
I'm looking for a face with: smile lines from belly laughs, crow's feet from compassion, forehead lines from deep thinking & lip creases from extraordinary amounts of kissing. Spirituality = extra points. I'm small, smart & sexy. VM #8261

43 Y.O. WOMAN
Looking for a loving, compassionate, honest man for friendship & romance. ND, NS, light drink. Possible LTR or not. VM #8253

SEEKING MALE COMPANIONSHIP
I want a Christian male companion with similar interests; a special someone in my life. VM #8243

LOVE BECOMES YOU
So much the better to laugh, love, play together when one knows the Dharma, is NS, ND, spiritual, over 57. Movies, biking, walks, veggies, scrabble & so much more. VM #8201

MID-LIFE CRISIS! Need someone to share my good life. Vibrant, soulful, down-to-earth intellectual seeks Mr. (Almost) Perfect. Please be left of center, 53-63 & seeking LTR. NS. VM #8180

DINNER & A MOVIE?
Generic? Yes. But I'll sit across from you & undress you with my eyes. Let's find pleasure in the small things. Saturday Market, road trips, cooking, sleeping together, shopping, drinking wine. No commitments, but who knows? VM #8173

SWF, 53, joyful and loving, seeks kind and good man to correspond with, then meet if all goes well. VM #8076

CYNICAL?
Placing ads can be a waste of time, but what the hell? Me: not a waste of time, not immature, employed, sense of imagination, good camping gear. You: hopefully all the above? Let's make the glass half full. VM #8259

BIG DRIVE & EQUIPMENT?
You're around 50 something, ready to live together with lots of servicing each other. I'm sexy, stocky, busty. I need you to be kind, funny & what's mentioned above. XOXO VM #8185

I'M JUST WHAT
You never knew you always wanted. Low-key, quirky, stylish, mid-20s, employed non-breeder. Lots of "wants", not many "needs". No neurotic, uncultured, overcologned losers. NS. NMB!!! VM #8171

WACKY COUNTRY DWCF
Attractive, blonde/blue, average, HWP, 52, healthy, loves travel, country living, cultural activities. ISO NS, 50-60s intelligent gentlemen partner to share life's adventures. Nature/Animal Lover. VM #8125

TRANSSEXUAL LOOKING
For rich man. Young ts ISO man who wants to be my sugar daddy. VM #8086

YOU'RE A quality person, intelligent, compassionate, attractive, affectionate, good communicator, Jewish, stable, w/integrity. I'm pretty, smart, gentle, loving, playful, creative, youthful, vegetarian, Friend or more? 40s to early 50s. VM #8083

DANCE PARTNER WANTED
ISO companion, 50-60 y.o. 5'9"-6'2", SWM. Communication, honesty, financially secure, NS, ND, Light Drink. Me: SWF, 5'3", blonde/brown. Same + outdoors/indoors, movies, cooking, hugs, affectionate. VM #8080

SHE IS (and being her friends, we would know) a lovely woman with a joyful sense of humor. She loves the sensuous things in life: good wine, good food. She has an ear for good conversation. Also, loves music from jazz to a bit of disco, 'cuz the girl can dance! Looking for SPM, 40-50, with similar likes. NS, ND. Flexibility and warm spirit a must. VM #8263

LONELY EUROPEAN
Sincere, passionate, educated SWF. Loves dogs, horses, nature. 5'4", 115 lbs. ISO kind, warm, sincere 48-60 y.o. SWM. VM #8077

 

MEN SEEKING WOMEN

HANDSOME WELL-GROOMED man, 30s, 6'0", 180 lbs. ISO very attractive Asian woman 20-30s for part time fun. Black hair & great body a +. D&D free please. VM #8359

THERE ARE only two great places to eat in this town - your place & mine. Persistent but underconfident chef, 56, seeks easily pleased woman who looks good in maple syrup. VM #8357

COME FLY with me. Amateur paraglider, 56, on love's flattest hill. All we need is a strong headwind & a couple of sturdy helmets. And maybe an ambulance on standby. VM #8356

THE SHY YET FUNNY GUY
Who's right for you? I'm looking for a gal, 18-25, tall, slender, to hang out or date or whatever. I'm 6'1", 180 lb., average build, brown hair & hazel eyes. VM #8350

SOBER??
Good man. Attractive, kind, financially secure, seeking LTR with softspoken, honest, intelligent, unpretentious, spiritual, monogamous, affectionate, environmental woman who does NOT use alcohol/drugs. Prefer slender, long hair, no makeup, not employed. VM #8344

2 MUCH U, 2 LITTLE TIME
You need happy changes, new doors. Bright, free, cute, lively 5'5"-6', 150-190, 35-49, bodaciously curvy, derriered, proud. Me: rich (kidding), nice, athletic, cute, 47, entertaining, unselfish. VM #8249

SMART & FUNNY
SPM ISO bright, low-maintenance SPF who likes to laugh & go to the theatre. VM #8246

SUBSTANCE & ADVENTURE
Eclectic, athletic man with a multitude of interests. Values humor, positive thinking & taking chances. ISO fit, intelligent 40-something woman with sense of adventure. VM #8241

SUBMISSIVE WOMAN WANTED
Not seeking cook or maid. Me: attractive SWM, 6', nicely built, non-balding dark hair, financially independent, health conscious, non-smoker, experienced, safe, gentle, creative, good conversationalist. You: single, unattached, feminine, sensuous, healthy, childless. Write "Resident" POB 25160, Portland 97298. Include phone. VM #8234

THE BACHELOR in real life - not TV glamour. You: sweet, petite, no gold diggers. SW farm boy, NS, ND, LTR. I care! Don't wait. VM #8198

NO WEIRDOS PLEASE
SWM, 26, student, attractive, fun, slender, poor, happy, entertained. Seeks capable, fit, unmaterialistic, cute female confidant for major laughter, friendship, outdoor fun, adventure & kicking back. VM #8194

ANTONIO BANDERAS type seeking educated, P, financially secure woman who enjoy hiking, biking, movies and international cuisine (under age 45). Possible LTR, NS, ND. VM #8190

VEGETARIAN
DWM, 49, 5'7", dark hair, NS, fit, easygoing, humorous, open-minded. Enjoys hiking, biking, the Oregon Coast, the blues, exploring, Scrabble. Seeking similar SWF. Friends first, possible LTR. VM #8187

BASIC GUY
DWM, 60, attractive, 5'8", 190 lbs. Grey beard, blue eyes. Secure, honest, spiritual, open, romantic, affectionate, casual, spontaneous, humorous. Like simple things; photography, music, reading, movies, short trips. Let's have fun. VM #8183

EARTH-CENTERED SPIRITIST. Compassionate, attractive, camping, hiking, sailing, swimming, gardening kind of guy. Values dignity over status or wealth. Truth-seeker, desires honesty, trust and equality in relationship. Devoted 1/2-time dad, 38, very fit. Musician, athlete, creatively quirky. Good at follow-thru. Solid job. VM #8181

I WANT an attractive SF age 26-36. I WANT her to have a reasonably flat tummy, but not be a toothpick. I WANT her to be affectionate, playful, passionate, open-minded & honest. A decent conversationalist with fair social skills who enjoys the outdoors & is herb friendly. A kinky side would also be appreciated. In return, I offer everything "I WANT" & more. LTR even possible. VM #8175

THE SWEETNESS OF FRIENDSHIP
SWM, 39, 5'10", 240 lbs. Handsome, healthy, happy, strong, athletic, considerate, loving & balanced. Looking for darling companion. Smart, fun, loving, physical, attractive, passionate, spiritual woman to explore, enjoy, experience, love. NS. VM #8133

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
46 years young. Fun, loving, self-employed landscaper seeks a petite sweetie 35-49 to enjoy indoor/outdoor adventures. Enjoy music, dancing, camping, fishing... You might be the one baby! VM #8124

ALISON
I am looking for Alison. Is this Alison Wonder? I wonder? You left armadillo duck message. I missed your number. If you call, I will repay. We can have coffee. VM #8122

YOUR RED HAIR IS NOT
Up for debate & you don't do debates/dye hair. You're 5'7" height is debatable because you're actually 5'7&1/2" & round down. You aren't preoccupied about hygiene. You're boot-wearing. VM #8120

WAR RELIEF?
Good-natured fellow in need of female companionship for music shows, outdoor (& indoor) activities, or just a nice dinner. I'm 32, fit, open-minded, positive, attractive & green friendly. Corvallis. VM #8119

ISO 40-55 companion w/similar interest. Me: DWM, uses a power wheelchair, body bad - mind good. Enjoys computers, music, outdoors, nature, movies. Has an attention for detail. VM #8088

LONELY IN LEABURG
SWPM, 43, fit, attractive, intelligent, sensitive, loving, affectionate, outdoorsy type. Seeks SWF, 35-48, emotionally & financially stable, fit, attractive for LTR. NS, LD ok. VM #8085

JANE MAGAZINE SAYS
Every woman owes herself a fling with an "older gentleman"; find out why! I'm 50ish, fit, sophisticated, experienced, easygoing, romantic & fun. VM #8084

WM 42, 5'10", brown/blue, handsome. Likes outdoors, romantic dinners, funny movies, quiet evenings. Seeks romantic older female, very voluptuous, tall, large, funny, pretty. Be real, be honest. ND. VM #8081

WIDOWER, WRITER, former professor, given to simple pleasures like baking bread, walking, reading aloud, & intimacy. 6'1", 150 lbs, seeks attractive woman in her 50s w/active mind, gentle heart & patience. VM #7835

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WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN

SBIF, 20S, looking for nice, open-minded SBiF. I'm going through some emotional stuff and would like to have some fun. Casual or friendship. VM #8353

STILL LOOKING for that special woman. Feminist lesbian, natural, centered, contemplative, cheerful, huggable & a little fat! Crone? Organic? Time to build a real relationship? Green. VM #8233

THE LESBIAN CONNECTION
TLC will be having our social gathering on Friday evening, April 11th at 5:30 PM. Fifth Street Market, 2nd floor food court.

 

MEN SEEKING MEN

SANDWICH ANYONE?
Albany, GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb friendly. Let's have fun. VM #8262

BORED PORTLAND area GWM, 32. Seeks occasional weekend company, 25-42. Enjoy intelligent, clean cut guy for conversation, culture, outdoors. Prefer in shape, masculine, non-scene. Spiritual side a plus. VM #8239

TONY ON YOUR BIKE
Tony with fabulous furry chest. A pleasure to meet you 2+ weeks ago at ABS! Especially liked how you looked up at me in the $1 slots. Play again? VM #8136

LOOKING FOR my cosmic soulmate. Where are you? I want to be with you. Me? Just me. 5'11", 165 lbs. GWM now. Previously a person of diversity. Probably Asian. You? VM #8127

GWM MID 40s, beard, long dark hair. Seeks older GWM, late 50s, 60s, older. I enjoy nudity & receiving massages. Let me be the center of your attention. VM #8126

BLUE COLLAR, WHITE COLLAR
Gay guy, 44, 5'8", 175 lbs. Interested to meet masc guy who's got a sweet, sensitive dimension. Facial/body hair nice! It all begins with friendly energy & that attraction thing. VM #8089

SANDWICH ANYONE?
GWC ISO men for sex. Hot tub, wine, herb. Let's have fun. VM #8075

 

I SAW YOU

AURA, I got your kisses at Diablo's as did everyone. Your dangerous. Now it's warm enough for tennis, so if you're not too run down, you might try calling Steven. VM #8364

DREAMY!
EMU, 4/28, 2pm. You: stud, looking at fliers, then at me? Wearing black clothes at computer. Your eyes looked into my soul. Made my day. Smile! VM #8360

CINCO AT EL TORITOS LAST YEAR?
I've been thinking of you since. I'll be more brave this time. Meet me there on Saturday or Monday or call me. VM #8358

BLUE SAAB HUNK
You: gorgeous, driving with little boy in back. Me: saw you near Barry's. I'd like to take you home, sexy man. Will you be mine? VM #8354

ON THE BREEZE TO UO
The guy in the tie. The old man with boxes. Me across from you. You had new clothes, knee stockings, bright eyes & a gorgeous smile. Hope we meet again! VM #8346

DEAR R
You said you hated this town. With this in common, how's about you & me leave it? I said I'd steal your car, but we could just have tea. VM #8345

GO ROBOT, go robot, it's your birthday, go robot! Matt B. rocks my socks off. Love, Y.

LOOKING FOR MATTHEW
Miss you lots, want to see you again. Met through Mark. Loved meeting your family. Need to look at the moon & stars with you again. Let's talk. Love, kim. VM #8255

40TH ST. TAKE & BAKE
I was the cowboy with the drunk last Saturday. You were incredibly attractive & are still on my mind. I would love to know more about you. VM #8254

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$1.89 IS ALMOST A PBR!
Dear you, how dare you! If you are really interested, then show up in person. I won't call. Bring me some flowers, that'll be our code for "you're desperate." VM #8252

HOT HITCHHIKER
I thought about you yesterday for the first time in months & months & saw you later that day. You walk like a rock star, I can't help staring. VM #8250

FROM VEGAS
You all watch the Thursday night lineup & drink at Max's. You all are the best roommates ever! Thanks for welcoming me to Eugene. VM #8248

30 LBS OF CHOCOLATE
4/17/03. Your eyes had me so flustered, I didn't even know you shortchanged me. Do you like coffee as well as chocolate? Interested? VM #8244

HI
I think I saw you breathing again & yeah, it's the breathing I missed. VM #8242

CIGAR SMOKIN' CUTIE
Friday, 4/4, Horsehead. You: cigar smokin' long haired beauty. Me: scruffy guy near couch who's never thought cigars were sexy before. Our eyes met, we smiled, you left. VM #8240

MATTHEW WALLACE
Looking to reconnect! Met in Coos Bay, were together when Jerry Garcia passed. Spent memorble times together. Want desperately to find you. Miss your passion. VM #8236

HARLEY DAVIDSON MAN
Me: red dress, long dark hair & boots. You: riding Harley downtown. Do you like Motorhead? Portland Roseland 4/18, interested in meeting me? Leave message VM #8199

MISS LOUISVILLE. Thanks for showing us soapstone, and sorry for grimace over L.A. My friend later chastised me for not asking for your number. Would love to get coffee, maybe do some mushroom picking? VM #8197

LAST YEAR I saw you sign a crazy song, now you make wizards fly around in my head. Sign me a kiss & I'll buy you more camo. VM #8196

PEAS IN A POD
Will you be ovulating again on Friday? Do you like me? No hearing aids for us. VM #8192

ICEMAN
Once pricked by a thorn you mistook for a rose. The darkness had to be experienced, thus enabling you to appreciate the light. DOS is your light, keep her glowing. VM #8184

SKIPPER, MY LOVE
I cannot get you out of my thoughts. I don't ever want to be able to take my hands off your twinkalicious booty. Let's start at the beginning. VM #8172

YOU: TOO cute & sweet, doing a good deed at Sundance 3/27. You knew my name; come back in & tell me yours & the treat will be on me. VM #8128

JASON ODWALLA
I go to the Oakway Yumm! to watch you (not stalk you) stock juice. The blonde girl who smiles & doesn't work there. Next time I'll wink. VM #8091

KWVA QUEEN DJ
Always seeing you downtown looking down. You have been sounding sad lately too. Please smile & play more happy music. Stop fretting. Not a stalker, just a fan. I swear. VM #8079

BETTIE PAGE SAYS
To all those putting messages in for tattooed Bettie Page, either leave me a message here or use your juevos & talk to me in person. VM #8074

 

I LOVE YOU

TIKI
I love you with all my heart, both of my kidneys & most of my liver. Sara.

 

FRIENDS

READY TO GET OUT?
I am ready to get back in the game. Need women friends to go hear music, lectures where we can meet men. VM #8347

YOUR MOM!
F, 22, ISO preferably female snowboarder who is fun, unreligious & reliable for regular mountain trips 2003/04 season. More? 80's night, video games, etc. No funny stuff! VM #8260

DHARMA DEAR. Friends sought to practice chenrezig, tare & heart-sutra with. Must be empowered or looking to be. VM #8257

ELECTRONIC GROOVES
Appreciation Society. Want to start listening group for grownups into very cool experimental electronic music. Have some great Downunder grooves to share. Please, no ecstasy, no drugs, no teens (you'll be bored). VM #8195

CASUAL MIXED age group meets regularly. Monday nights to play hearts, spades, euchre, various other card games. Just for fun! All skill levels welcome. VM #8188

 

ALTERNATIVES

NO HOLDS BARRED!
Swing WC looking for F, possibly M, who are open-minded & honest. We're both bi, UB2 (for mostly F2F & M2M). VM #8363

NEED SATISFACTION?
SM, 24, live in Eugene. ISO SF, petite, drug-free, energetic, discreet, no-strings, open to anything. If you like lots of sex, call me. VM #8362

LOVE IS THE ANSWER...
Aries, Dragon. Bored with the drama. ISO playmate to discover secrets of love, life, laughter. Baggage must be left at gate. Inflight meal, drinks are $1.00. Email & phone first, from there we? VM #8355

LOOKING FOR SWF at least 5'7", fit, slim & attractive who looks great in her panties & lingerie to indulge in panty nuzzling fetish with athletic, attractive SWPM. VM #8258

HANDSOME, WELL-ENDOWED single man seeks single attractive woman. Must be trim, shapely. Dirty mind will be rewarded. I'm very discreet. Mid-40s, clean, std free. VM #8256

SBM, 40, educated, attractive & athletically endowed. Seeks natural or mature woman for mutually satisfying erotic encounters. VM #8251

ATTRACTIVE MALE interested in romantic & passionate fling with an attractive & fun housewife. I'm fit & tan. Let's fulfill our mutual fantasies together occasionally. Absolute discretion assured. VM #8247

F SUB WANTED
Male dom seeking female submissive. Let's explore your limits. LTR possible. Prefer NS woman. Age, size, race not important. Submissive-curious welcome too. VM #8245

DWM 50-SOMETHING, teddy bear, D/S switch, seeks local woman to explore control loss scenarios. Wit, intelligence a plus. Meet first for coffee, discussion, agreement. VM #8238

FIRST-TIMERS. Attractive couple, 25 & 27 y.o. Looking for a girl or other couple for fun & maybe more. We drink, smoke & go to strip clubs. STD, etc. free please. VM #8237

LEATHER
I'm seeking a submissive single female interested in learning about leather restraints, spanking, mild S/M, pain-pleasure (mostly pleasure) & related kinks. Me: SWM, financially stable, attractive, experienced, good kisser. You: no children, nice figure, healthy, interested in psychological exploration. Meaningful relationship possible. VM #8235

MATURE HAND SWATTER
Mature guy in Portland spanks young guys. Under 32, under 5'8", under 150 lbs. No sexual activity. VM #8200

TEDDY BEAR Couple. Completely Bi. Late 40s. Seeks same or select Bi singles. Must have good conversation skills. VM #8189

JUST THE best sex you'll ever have! 49 y.o., discreet, quality professional single guy. Stamina, pleasure-giver. Satisfaction guaranteed! Afternoon/evening delight for sexually frustrated/hot females. Your pleasure! VM #8182

PRINCESS
So sorry I missed the birth of darkness. Still, I have bestowed my own special gift... ~Malevola VM #8176

DON'T HAVE SEX DRIVE
& I want to develop an elbow fetish. It is an underexplored fetish because Foucalt liked being shat on & didn't give it the green light as far as destigmatising. VM #8121

BI-CURIOUS FEMALE
Looking for chic to hang out, go out, experiment with. I have boyfriend, yours is welcome. In our 20s, you be too. I'm semi-alternative, kinda tomboyish, everything friendly. VM #8087

WM SWITCH ISO F
WM, mid 30s, HWP, d&d free, NS switch seeks mistress or female slave to serve/be served. Discretion assured/expected. Don't wait, call today. VM #8082

 

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