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Bad boys challenge fate.
BY LOIS WADSWORTH
THE DANGEROUS LIVES OF ALTAR BOYS: Directed by Peter Care. Written by Jeff Stockwell, based on a novel by Chris Fuhrman. Produced by Jodie Foster, Meg LeFauve and Jay Shapiro. Executive producers Graham King, David A. Jones, John Watson, Pen Densham. Cinematography, Lance Acord. Animation by Todd McFarlane. Editor, Chris Peppe. Music, Marco Beltrami. Production design, Gideon Ponte. Costumes, Marie France. Starring Kieran Culkin, Jena Malone, Emile Hirsch, Vincent D'Onofrio and Jodie Foster. ThinkFilm, 2002. R. 105 minutes.
This peculiar, moving film grapples with the absurd, anguished phenomenon blithely dismissed as "coming of age" by critics safely removed from their own disturbed youth (or hoping to forget it). Surprisingly, the film communicates a rare appreciation of the awkward emotional territory its main characters inhabit. And don't underestimate this achievement just because former music video director Peter Care uses interwoven animated segments by comic book luminary Todd McFarlane (Spawn) to express the violence of these conflicted inner feelings.
MARGIE (JENA MALONE), FRANCIS (EMILE HIRSCH) AND TIM (KIERAN CULKIN) PAUSE AT THE COUGAR DEN.
A trio of extraordinary young actors give lovely performances here. Francis Doyle (Emile Hirsch) is a burgeoning comic book artist, and Tim Sullivan (Kieran Culkin) is his best friend. Tim instigates pranks, and Francis follows, willingly. Tim involves several other boys as well, and all contribute to the ongoing comic book project Francis manages. When Francis becomes interested in Margie (Jena Malone), a vulnerable beauty, his relationship with Tim falters, then recovers. Margie has tried to take her own life over serious issues that she confides to Francis. His response: uncertainty and confusion. Their impasse is as mysterious to him as it is to her.
These are the emotional bones on which a series of comic and tragic misadventures play. The kids all attend Blessed Heart Catholic High School in the 1970s, where the boys' least favorite teacher is Sister Assumpta (Jodie Foster). Burdened with the long black robes and white wimple not yet abandoned by her order, Assumpta purses her lips, prays for her young charges and tries to influence their lives for the better. But the boys see her as the Wicked Witch of the West, and Francis draws her as Nunzilla, a motorcycle-riding hellion who cavorts lasciviously with Father Casey (Vincent D'Onofrio), the school's kindly, easy-going principal.
Francis's comic book drawings evolve into brilliantly executed animated fantasies he daydreams. Along with the escalating danger of the pranks Tim cooks up, they give Francis a way to escape from his perceived-as-boring life. Tim's most elaborate trick involves removing the statue of the saint displayed above the school door, hiding it and hoping eventually to ransom it. The second stage of the prank is even more daring: to capture the live cougar at a local zoo and put it in Sister Assumpta's room.
During their more ordinary moments, the boys ride their bicycles, read comics, smoke tobacco and drink vile alcoholic concoctions culled from the open bottles in the liquor cabinet at home. Francis and Margie explore love cautiously. Tim is an unrepentant bad boy who knows he doesn't fit in — "too smart for his own good," the older generation might put it. His parents' constant bickering makes home a place to avoid.
Based on the late Chris Fuhrman's semi-autobiographical novel, Dangerous Lives is the first film I've seen since Don Roos's engaging 1998 comedy, The Opposite of Sex, that lights up new ways to look at the upheavals of adolescence. It's a very good film, thanks especially to Hirsch, who lets Francis's feelings show in a natural, luminous performance that reminds me of the late River Phoenix. Like Phoenix, Hirsch's star quality is visible in his feature film debut.
Highly recommended, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys is now playing at the Bijou in its new late night program. Don't say there's nothing to do after 10 o'clock . You can see first-run films. It beats getting arrested.
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