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THIS WEEK AT THE CLUBS:

  Pellet Gun
Having just been released from a recording contract with Motown Records, Pellet Gun is ready to rock your spine with their dynamic blend of sing songy lyrics, unrelenting macho guitar and thick doses of melodic tenderness. Featuring Brian Gardiner, David Snider, Tara Jensen and Eric Jensen, Pellet's indie rock is influenced by Built to Spill, Big Black and Def Leopard * but not the later Def, oh no, more like the good stuff before the drummer had his arm chewed off in that unfortunate aquarium accident. Friday, Samurai Duck.

  TR Kelley Birthday Bash
Everybody's turning out for TR's fourth decade B-day bash. Among the more-than-modest musical sprinklings of local celebrities will be Walker T Ryan, Mare Wakefield, Laura Kemp and Jim Hershey. They all plan to share the stage in celebration of the smiling Kelley years among us. An auction of TR memorabilia will benefit the Greenhill Humane Society, and word of an appearance by Elvis has been leaked. Saturday, Cafe Paradiso.

  Blue Room Boys
When their manager was recently asked the meaning behind the name of this group of some of San Fransisco's best swing-jazz musicians, she said, "You know, I've been handling them for years and I never thought to ask. Hold on and I'll call you right back. (Insert the theme-song to Jeopardy here) When the manager called back she recited the story, but a passing train's horn blasted it into obscurity. A wrinkled paper, upturned on an office desk read, "Great for jazz or swing afficionados, great for kick-ass dancers." Saturday, Luna.

    Kelly Thibodeux
Kelly Thibodeux. "Thibodeux." To pronounce the "x" is incorrect, but funny. Mr. Ducks plays a fiddle like you ain't never seen nobody play it. Well, okay, maybe you've seen some guys do it, but not many. He's faster than greased lightning with that thing, and he looks like he done come runnin' outta' a Bayou bog to boot. Maybe that's why they call it Cajun Swamp Rock. Playing two nights in your neck of themarsh. Saturday, Wild Duck and Wednesday, Sam Bond's Garage.

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JOHN BROWN'S BODY, NORTH AMERICA'S REGGAE GODS.

Pit of Doom
Three bands on bingo, mortal combat.
BY BEN FOGELSON

Chris Welter of John Brown's Body says being the best white reggae band of all time is a challenging feat.

"How's it feel being the best white reggae band on planet Earth?" I asked.

"Well, it's a challenging feat, growing, changing, maintaining everything we got going."

"What do you think about bingo?"

"Ah," he said, "Wow. An American Institution. I don't understand it. But to each his own."

"Ever win?"

"Well, no. That's probably my beef with it. I don't conjure the right spirit."

"So how much ganja did you smoke today?" I asked.

"Ha ha, only a little. But it's still early …"

"If Bob Marley and Jesus Christ were in a pit of doom and forced into mortal combat armed only with toothbrushes, who would climb out alive?" I asked.

"I know the answer and I stand behind this 100 percent," Chris said, "Jesus and Bob; they'd work together, both get out of the pit, kick whoever's ass it was that put them in it, and then go jam together. There's no sense in violence."

"Right on," I said.

John Brown's Body plays mind-blowing reggae June 27 at the Wild Duck.

 

Steven Bernstein from Sex Mob said that he's not a musical genius, but he knows which instruments get the chicks.

"Hey Steven. How's life?"

"It's great. I'm feeling lucky. You know Christian McBride?"

STEVEN BERNSTEIN FROM SEX MOB.

"No," I said.

"He's one of the world's best bass players. He says to me 'Steve, you've done something no-one's ever done before, you've gotten women to come to your shows.' You know why women come to my shows? It's because I play songs that people know."

"Right on," I said. "Are you a musical genius?"

"No," he sighed. "Absolutely not."

"Whad'ya think about bingo?" I asked.

"I love it. I love any game of skill."

"Who's badder, Herbie Hancock or Miles Davis?" I asked.

"Miles is dead."

"Oh, yeah." I said. "But who was, like, badder?"

"Well, Miles Davis was the baddest ever."

"OK. So if you threw Miles Davis and Bob Marley in a pit of doom and forced them into mortal combat armed only with toothbrushes, who would climb out alive?"

"Miles definitely. Marley was a weed-smoker and Miles Davis was a coke-head. He'd just destroy Bob. By the time Bob
could say 'peace, man,' he'd be ripped in two."

"Right on. How much ganja did you smoke today?"

"Actually none today. It's just one of those days. I took my son to see Scooby Doo and dropped him off at school. I didn't want to show up all wasted. You can't fool the teachers."

"Have you ever had any sexual adventure that somehow involved any of your instruments? Be honest."

Steven contemplated, re-mumbling the question quietly. "Well … no. But I'll certainly say that my instruments have brought me sex."

"Oh yeah?" I said.

"Yeah. There was this one time with a tuba. I left a show with this tuba and saw a girl I'd never met. I ended up forgetting the tuba at her house. Yeah, that was a good one, the tuba."

 Sex Mob plays ground-breaking jazz June 29 at Sam Bond's Garage.

 

Tom Heinl, of "Bingo with Tom and Jivan" says that Jivan would say that bingo's all about the love.

"Your bingo night at Sam Bond's is massively popular. What's it all about?" I asked Mr. Heinl.

"Jivan would say it's all about free bingo," said Tom. "It's about us giving back to the community. We could spend a lot of money on a good bingo machine and ping-pong balls, but we're passing the savings to the people. We're all about big prizes, free prizes. That's our motivation. People need to understand that Jivan and myself, we work all month long on bingo. We practice calling numbers to get the timing down. Most people don't know that a lot of passion goes into it."

"If we threw Jivan into a pit of doom with Steven Bernstein and set them to mortal combat armed only with toothbrushes, who'd climb out alive?" I asked.

"I don't want to slight Steve what's-his-name," said Tom matter-of-factly, "but Jivan's gonna win that."

"How much Ganja did you smoke today?"

"I never smoke it," said Mr. Heinl.

Tom Heinl and cohort Jivan read bingo-numbers 'till beer explodes from your nostrils, June 30, Sam Bond's Garage.

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BAGEL BAKERY AA
760 Blair Ave. * 342-4390Su: Three Rivers Showcase--10; Acoustic

THE BEANERY AA
152 W. 5th St. * 342-3378Fri: Eric Hansen--7; Acoustic folk/rock

BLACK FOREST
50 E. 11th * 344-0816
Thu: Amblin & Morgan--9:30
Fri: Liquid Genie--9:30; American Boogie
Sat: Mixed Blood--9:30; Rock
Su: Open Mic--9:30
Mo: Emerald City Sessions--9:30
Tu: Jessica & Shadow--9:30
We: Darcy Lee Band--9:30; Blues

THE BRICKHOUSE
4136 4th St. Spfd. * 988-1612
Thu: Karaoke w/The Hatchet Man--9
Fri: Hip hop, Top 40, House DJ--9
Sat: Conception, Grynch, Ailment--9; Rock

Tu: Karaoke w/ Hatchet Man--9
We: Rock DJ--9

BROADWAY DELI
200 W. Broadway * 685-0790
Sat: Olem Alves--5; Jazz

CAFE PARADISO   AA
115 W. Broadway * 484-9933
Thu: Angela LeCompte--8:30

Fri: Neil Bjorklund and Friends--9
Sat: TR Kelley's 40th birthday bash w/Walker T. Ryan, more--9
Su: Big Mouth Open Mic--7
Mo: Jim Hershey's Showcase--8
Tu: Open Mic--9
We: Justin King--8:30

CHANTERELLE'S   
5th & Pearl * 484-4065
Thu: Skip Jones & Friends--9:30; Blues
Fri: Barbara Dzuro and Friends--9:30; Jazz
Sat: Tom Cats--9:30; Acoustic, variety

Tu: Blues Jam w/Byron Case--9:30
We: Steve Ibach--9:30; Acoustic

CORNUCOPIA
295 W. 17th St.Ç 485-2300
Fri: Loreli, Queen Accordionna-6; Variety

COZMIC PIZZA
1432 Willamette * 338-9333
Thu: Celtic Jam-party w/Gary Brittain--6
Poetry read, Open Mic--7
Fri: Rhythm Pimps, Island--7:30Sat: Knuckle Sandwich, Screaming Mule--7:30; Bluegrass
Su: Storytelling Open Mic--1
Mo: Subversive Pillow Theatre--9

DIABLO'S
959 Pearl * 683-3855
Thu: L80's Night--9; Kokblok, DRok, DMoe, Entropy
Fri: Yommie Bootie Nite--9; Hip hop DJs DRock and Tremor
Sat: Big Pimpin'--9; House, disco w/ Won, Howie, Steve, Anmar
Su: Kung Fu Porno--9; Hip hop
We: Revolver w/Steve, Howie & JT--9; Hip hop

DOC'S PAD
165 W. 11th * 683-8101
Thu: Ladies' '80s & Retro Night--9

Fri: DJ Alpyne--9; Hip hop
Mo: Roosters Blues Jam--8

DON JUAN'S #2
33100 Van Duyn Rd. * 684-8695
Thu: DJ Music--8; Country, rock
Fri: Karaoke--9Sat: DJ Music--9
Su: DJ Music--9; '50s to present
Mo: Karaoke--9Tu: DJ Music--9; '50's to present
We: DJ Music--9; '70s-'80s

DOUBLE TREE HOTEL
I-5 & Beltline * 726-8181
Thu: Dan Henson's Klassic Karaoke--9
Fri: Dan Henson's Klassic Karaoke--9
Sat: Dan Henson's Klassic Karaoke--9
We: Dan Henson's Klassic Karaoke--9

DOWNTOWN LOUNGE
959 Pearl * 343-2346
Thu: L'80's Night--9
Fri: DJs John Barley, Jon Morris--10
Sat: Early Acoustic--8
Cosmo's Raging Family--10
We: Jazzmine, Loose Acoustic, Kristin Plater--9

EMBERS SUPPER CLUB
1811 Hwy. 99 N. * 688-6564
Thu: Billy McCoy--9; country

Fri: Michael Anderson Trio--9; Variety, country
Sat: Michael Anderson Trio--9; Variety, country
Su: Michael Anderson Trio--9; Variety, country
We: Billy McCoy--9; Country

FOXFIRE
4740 Main, Spfd * 747-7900
Fri: Mr. Wizard--9:15; Rock
Sat: Misfits' Graves, Northwest Royale, Courtesy Clerks-, 2 Bucks Short--9
Su: Karaoke--7:30
Mo: Karaoke--7:30
Tu: Jam with Anton--9:15
We: The Johnny Wild Band--9:15

GOOD TIMES TAVERN
375 E. 7th * 484-7181Sat: Beard--9

HOLLYWOOD TAXI
535 Main, Spfd * 747-0307
Fri: David Nelson Band w/the Merry Pranksters--9

Su: Jamorama--9
Mo: Karaoke--9We: Pelt--9

HUMBLE BAGEL AA
2435 Hilyard * 521-3389
Thu: Charlie Parker--6:30; Jazz
Fri: Thomas Mackay--6:30; Jazz
Sat: Charlie Parker--6:30; Jazz

JO FEDERIGO'S
259 E. 5th * 343-8488
Thu: Jo Fed's All Star Jazz Jam Session--9:30
Fri: Jazz Managerie--9:30; JazzSat: Lazoo--9:30
Su: Mark Allan--9
Mo: Chestnut Open Mic--10
Tu: Barbara Dzuro--8:30; Jazz
We: Paul Paydos Trio--9:30; Latin

LAVELLE WINE BAR
5th St. Mkt * 338-9875
Fri: Gus Russell--5:30; Jazz
Sat: Barbara Dzuro--5:30; Jazz

LONE STAR BAR & GRILL
33140 Van Duyn Rd. * 686-8686
Thu: Jon Michaels--9; Country DJ jam session
Fri: Jon Michaels--9; Country DJ jam session
We: Coyote Ugly Night w/John Michaels--9; Country

LUNA
30 E. Broadway * 434-5862
Thu: Olem Alves--8:30; Funky jazz

Fri: West Coast Rhythm Kings--9:30; Jump, swing, jazz
Sat: Blue Room Boys--9:30; Swing, dance, boogie
We: Olem Alves Quartet--8:30; Funky guitar jazz

MULLIGAN'S IRISH PUB   
2841 Willamette * 484-1727
Thu: Open Mic w/Pete Christie--9

NEIGHBORS    
1417 Villard * 338-0334
Thu: DJ Rays' '80s Dance Party--9
Fri: Shebang! & Company female impersonators--10
Sat: DJ Lynda--10

THE NEON ROSE    
23 W. 6th * 683-2746
Thu: Easy Money--9
Fri: DJ Jared--9
We: Karaoke w/Jared--9

OREGON ELECTRIC STA. 
27 E. 5th * 485-4444
Fri: Don Latarski Trio--8; Jazz
Sat: Don Latarski Trio--8; Jazz

OVERTIME TAVERN  
770 S. Bertelsen * 342-5028
Fri: The Cheeseburgers--8

PLANET GOLOKA   
679 Lincoln St. * 683-7155
Sat: Chaotic Industrial Madness--9
Su: DJ Viran, DJ Kalia--6; New sounds of India

QUACKERS   
2105 W. 7th * 485-5925
We: Blues Jam--8

RAMADA INN   
225 Coburg Rd. * 342-5181
Fri: Coupe DeVille--9:15; Rock
Sat: Coupe DeVille--9:15; Rock

ROADHOUSE   
3018 Gateway * 746-6000
Mo: Family Karaoke--5

SAM BOND'S GARAGE
407 Blair * 431-6603
Thu: Dan Jones, Shane Bartell, Peter Wilde-9; Pop
Fri: Cocaine Unicorn, The Cullottes, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone--9:30
Sat: Sex Mob--9:30; Jazz
Su: Bingo w/Tom & Jivan--9
Mo: The Walkabout Quartet--9
Tu: Bluegrass Jam--9
We: Etoufee w/Kelly Thibodeaux--9

SAMURAI DUCK
980 Oak * 345-6577
Thu: Lift to Experience, Avoid the Future Shadow, DEVICS--9
Fri: Activator, Heavenly Oceans, Pellet Gun, Chevron, 9deep--10
Sat: Basic Assumption, The Purrs, Slipping Glimpser--10
Mo: Degobah System--10
Tu: Community Sound System--9
We: Sons of Liberty, more--9

SENOR FROG'S   
444 E. 3rd * 484-2927
Thu: DJ Karaoke--6:30
Fri: DJ Mario--9; Cumbia, Banda, Merengue
Sat: DJ Jose Cruz--10; Salsa, Merengue

SWEETWATER'S
Valley River Inn * 687-0123
Fri: Tall Jazz--8Sat: Tall Jazz--8

TACO LOCO    
7th and Blair * 431-3871
Mo: Stone Cold Jazz--6

TINO'S RESTAURANT
15th and Willamette * 342-8111
Sat: Olem Alves, Mike Hanns--6; Jazz

TINY TAVERN   
394 Blair * 687-8383
Thu: Chip Cohen--9:30; Fiddle
Sat: Filbert Eggplant, Mad Orange Fools--9:30; Avant pop
Su: Simpsons, Osbournes--9
Mo: Marty Schwarzbaver, more--9

WETLANDS BREW PUB   
922 Garfield * 345-3606
Sat: The Koozies, Salt Lick, Whopner County Country All-Stars--9:30

WILD DUCK MUSIC HALL   
169 W. 6th * 485-3825Thu: John Brown's Body--9:30; Reggae
Sat: Etouffee, Bill Willie Bluz--9:30; Cajun swamp rock, blues

WOW HALL   AA
291 W. 8th * 687-2746
Thu: The Forgotten, The Escaped, Virus Nine, One Day War--8:30
Fri: Kawaida, Arjun & the Guardians--9:30; Hip hop, jazz, funk

YUKON JACK'S   
4th & Broadway * 935-1921
Fri: Wish--9
Sat: Wish--9
Su: Karaoke--6

 

CORVALLIS CLUBS

THE BEANERY AA
500 SW 2nd * 812-8000
Fri: Dear Francis--8; Rock
Sat: Jessica Plotkin--8; Alternative

FOX & FIRKIN
202 SW 1st. * 753-8533
Thu: Spinnaker--9; Celtic
Fri: The Sham--10
Sat: The Richard Hedders--9; Punk rock

PEACOCK TAVERN
200 SW 1st * 754-8522
Fri: Lori Bauck & the Interpretors--9; Rock
Sat: Lori Bauck & the Interpretors--9; Rock

SQUIRREL'S TAVERN
100 SW 2nd St. * 753-8057
Thu: William Hooker--9

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